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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:37:32 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>Home</title><subtitle>Home</subtitle><id>http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/atom.xml"/><updated>2011-11-15T08:03:28Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>We're blogging for NickMom!</title><id>http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/11/15/were-blogging-for-nickmom.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/11/15/were-blogging-for-nickmom.html"/><author><name>Adrienne</name></author><published>2011-11-15T08:02:10Z</published><updated>2011-11-15T08:02:10Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>It's the best humor website for moms! And we are NOT biased! <a href="http://www.nickmom.com/blog/author/adrienneandshannon/?xid=adriennehedger">Come check it out.</a></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Set Your Expectations...</title><id>http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/5/23/set-your-expectations.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/5/23/set-your-expectations.html"/><author><name>Adrienne</name></author><published>2011-05-24T05:16:17Z</published><updated>2011-05-24T05:16:17Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://worldaccordingtotoddlers.squarespace.com/storage/Toddlers%20cant%20lr.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1306214363644" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p>Here, we learn how to dive... <em>like a toddler. </em></p>
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<p>The other day, my little one wanted to play the board game "Don't Wake Daddy." But she issued this directive before the game began.</p>
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<p>Then I heard her whisper to herself...</p>
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<p><span>Oh, hello there! Welcome to the "World According to Toddlers." This is a crazy land, ruled by pint-sized people. It's a place where you'll here a lot of things like this:</span></p>
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<p><span>And things like this:</span></p>
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<p><span>We see it loud and clear in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR3rK0kZFkg&amp;NR=1&amp;feature=fvwp">this YouTube video, "Jessica's Daily Affirmation</a>." (Perhaps you've watched it? If not, it's worth a viewing.) </span></p>
<p><span>So what do you say we explore this strange land? Let's take a ride through <em>The World According to Toddlers </em>and see what kinds of ridiculous things we find!</span></p>
<p><span>Everyone ready? Great! Let's g...</span></p>
<p><span><em>Sigh.</em> Hold the phone. This might take a while.</span></p>
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