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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:14:37 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/"><rss:title>Home</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2012-02-23T14:14:37Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/11/15/were-blogging-for-nickmom.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/5/23/set-your-expectations.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/5/3/how-to-dive-like-a-toddler.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/4/27/lets-play.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/3/20/the-book-trailer.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/3/8/entering-the-world.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/11/15/were-blogging-for-nickmom.html"><rss:title>We're blogging for NickMom!</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/11/15/were-blogging-for-nickmom.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Adrienne</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-11-15T08:02:10Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's the best humor website for moms! And we are NOT biased! <a href="http://www.nickmom.com/blog/author/adrienneandshannon/?xid=adriennehedger">Come check it out.</a></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/5/23/set-your-expectations.html"><rss:title>Set Your Expectations...</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/5/23/set-your-expectations.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Adrienne</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-05-24T05:16:17Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://worldaccordingtotoddlers.squarespace.com/storage/Toddlers%20cant%20lr.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1306214363644" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://worldaccordingtotoddlers.squarespace.com/storage/Toddlers%20can%20lr.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1306214339739" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/5/3/how-to-dive-like-a-toddler.html"><rss:title>How to Dive Like a Toddler</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/5/3/how-to-dive-like-a-toddler.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Adrienne</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-05-03T19:31:51Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's a simple equation: Toddlers + swim class = HUMOR</p>
<p>Here, we learn how to dive... <em>like a toddler. </em></p>
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<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://worldaccordingtotoddlers.squarespace.com/storage/Toddler%204%20lr.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1304451417266" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/4/27/lets-play.html"><rss:title>Let's Play!</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.theworldaccordingtotoddlers.com/home/2011/4/27/lets-play.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Adrienne</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-04-27T17:27:53Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Classic Toddler Moment...</strong></p>
<p>The other day, my little one wanted to play the board game "Don't Wake Daddy." But she issued this directive before the game began.</p>
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<p>Then I heard her whisper to herself...</p>
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<p><span>Oh, hello there! Welcome to the "World According to Toddlers." This is a crazy land, ruled by pint-sized people. It's a place where you'll here a lot of things like this:</span></p>
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<p><span>And things like this:</span></p>
<p><span><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://worldaccordingtotoddlers.squarespace.com/storage/you%20know%20wha.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1299717690666" alt="" /></span></span></span><span>But there's also a lot of enthusiasm. Glee. And pure, unfiltered joy.</span></p>
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<p><span>We see it loud and clear in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR3rK0kZFkg&amp;NR=1&amp;feature=fvwp">this YouTube video, "Jessica's Daily Affirmation</a>." (Perhaps you've watched it? If not, it's worth a viewing.) </span></p>
<p><span>So what do you say we explore this strange land? Let's take a ride through <em>The World According to Toddlers </em>and see what kinds of ridiculous things we find!</span></p>
<p><span>Everyone ready? Great! Let's g...</span></p>
<p><span><em>Sigh.</em> Hold the phone. This might take a while.</span></p>
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