Here, we learn how to dive... like a toddler.

The other day, my little one wanted to play the board game "Don't Wake Daddy." But she issued this directive before the game began.

Then I heard her whisper to herself...

Oh, hello there! Welcome to the "World According to Toddlers." This is a crazy land, ruled by pint-sized people. It's a place where you'll here a lot of things like this:

And things like this:

But there's also a lot of enthusiasm. Glee. And pure, unfiltered joy.

We see it loud and clear in this YouTube video, "Jessica's Daily Affirmation." (Perhaps you've watched it? If not, it's worth a viewing.)

So what do you say we explore this strange land? Let's take a ride through The World According to Toddlers and see what kinds of ridiculous things we find!

Everyone ready? Great! Let's g...

Sigh. Hold the phone. This might take a while.